ehh, 2dae was Day 6. the onli day wifout maths. well, u wud tink dat's the day u wudn't see ms poh and of coz, WRONG. duh, like she will find all means to come in to our class one lorh! even if there isn't her lesson which is onli day 6 larh xD. haiz.. received back my hols assignment and she said dat she onli received the whole class assignments last wk when yongxin said he passed it up last term =.= n guess wad? its because my number lines dat all my things went wrong! and i got an "F" for dat ws lorhs.. freak. milk said i muz well dun draw number lines den i wud get a "d" at least -.- oh yeah, n i saw sum teachers go home lerh leh! b4 i even get to go home T.T oh well, i am so so so so afraid of geog. haiz.. i tink if mr lee could come in at dat time it would be much better larh! coz u see, even though i very lousy and do not even bother to study maths rite, i guess i wud still pass larh? 80% chance? but den if i dun study geog rite, i tink the chances of me passing is practically 0. n i mean it. and yeah, i guess the ones i nid to buck up n study harder are my geog [rank no. 1] hist [coz its smt like ACC where u memorize the whole thing n go out there to VOMIT everything out.] yeah~ and lastly science! u nid to noe more bout the concepts and stuff marhx xD. and assembly was pretty funny but boring too! xD its bout xin aka trust. i like the show he showed to us! the name of the show was dian che nan. me n milk plan to watch it aft EOY! :D and yeah, if u noe wad's trust den gd lorh! but den the teacher told us dat it is bout wad a person say? smt like dat. dat means if u tell a lie, U R NO LONGER A PERSON LARH! xD. den milk made a statement which was so damn funny: wow! dat means zhe li ban ge ren dou mei you lorh! [there's no more den half a person here! if my translating power correct? xD] yeah. so the question to ask here is, sum1 pls prove me wrong dat u r still a person? aka NVR EVER lie in ur life ever! i repeat NVR EVER. even white lies are counted horh in case u dunno.. xD PPL, try to prove me wrong, k? i'm not a person n so isn't milk a person xD. we lied b4 larh n yeah, WE R EVIL, PPL! xD.

Wah. The rebut to the quiz on milk’s blog was so damn nice sia! Very funny! I kept laughing like siao! At dat time I was actually toking to her on the phone while reading her posts n we were laughing together! Oh yeah, pandai jiaying is getting so damn weird. She <3s me to disturb her! Everytime when we are both online, she will zhu dong come and say “hi” and ask me disturb her sia… so amazing! 1st time I ever seen her so enthu bout me “teasing” her bout pandai =.= perhaps the exam stress and while I’m teasing her she can oso relieve stress juz like me so we can both laugh or start rebutting each other.. yeah, kinda tink of it its nice :D she’s starting to use the “diao” sign when I nvr ever seen her use it b4 sia! N she says its bcoz pandai use it in every sms! Wah, lao po xue lao gong arh? ;) shall end it here.
p.s. there’s one wrd dat most ppl in kiron [esp. jiaying’s gd fwens like me, yulian and milk whu started off dis trend of pandai] will noe. I can definitely say dat if it comes out in convo malay exam, I guess more den half? The class will geddit correct! Here’s a quote frm my convo wif pandai jiaying! :D
tan.jiaying@dhs.sg: my sis and bro ai shang le pandai also
me: erm...
YEAH!
finally malay's sum use! xD
used by so many ppl sia!
ish muz be so pleased!
if pandai comes out in the exam..
9:12 PM i'm sure so many ppl will noe!
thks to u! xD
tan.jiaying@dhs.sg: -.-'''
me: and i guess he wud say :" miraculously, dis is the onli question where the most number of ppl get it correct!"
9:13 PM esp frm the class 1K!
Xd
den, ppl will sure start to burst out into laughter!
n at dat time.. U BETTER THANK ME! :d
tan.jiaying@dhs.sg: yah
me: *:D
tan.jiaying@dhs.sg: my recess mates oinlu
me: THE WHOLE CLASS SHD!
tan.jiaying@dhs.sg: only
me: xD
tan.jiaying@dhs.sg: and i will laugh loudest
me: no larh!
rmb dat day!
tan.jiaying@dhs.sg: SHUT UP
me: when he came into ur class
9:14 PM tan.jiaying@dhs.sg: SHUT UP
DONT REMIND ME
me: den so many ppl started saying..
PANDAI! PANDAI!
tan.jiaying@dhs.sg: SHUT!!!!!!!!
me: hehehehhehe
see, so so many ppl noe!
lalalalalla
happy?
feel better/
so u can have a gd night's sleep 2nite!
coz u will have sweet dreams bout him!
9:15 PM tan.jiaying@dhs.sg: ACK!
nightmare more like
9:17 PM AND only my recess mates shouted
i think
me: eh, no
EVERY1
xDD
tan.jiaying@dhs.sg: no
me: yeah
yesh!
tan.jiaying@dhs.sg: anw how did u know about that day???
9:18 PM me: erm.. u told me?
LOL><
STM arh u?
xD
9:20 PM tan.jiaying@dhs.sg: nite
9:21 PM me: huh?
9:22 PM u wanna go dream lerh arh?
so fast?
i juz say say onli marh!
dun nid be so serious larh u..

was pretty nice day. sch day was short :D but it rained like siao early in the morning n i was almost late larh? >< jam like siao lorh.. but the thing is dat, I LIKE RAINY DAYS((: dunno why but i seriously <3 the rain! perhaps its more fun?xD milk says dat my definition of fun is damn weird. ytd was doing the chinese compre paper at nite n i told her dat the questions were all damn fun coz they were all worth 6 mrks! thus a realli long answer is needed larh.. den she went, "wah seh! ur definition of fun damn weird leh! ppl fun is not like dat 1 lorh!x] oh yeah, speaking of chinese lesson, yulian came into class 2dae coz milk forgotten to return him his maths set.. muz be maths nxt lorh xD but at dat time milk zai luying and fav teacher asked him wait larh.. he seemed so panicky? dunno gan zhe qu na li larh xD science was damn gross. i'm starting to hate bio. lol>.< learning bout those *ahem* realli disgusting stuff lorh... n i find them realli boring as bio is always bout memorizing n MORE memorizing =.= maths was realli funny! ms poh was like showing us some weird figures and she was using the GSP larh.. so can move around! it was like a shape of a semi circle n she started moving it around! den the boys started laughing n the whole class soon started laughing! ppl were like "MS POH! we juz had bio lesson leh! no nid u to show us sumore larh!" den ms poh was like give us dose type of blur look n said "wahlau, u all are a bunch of ckp [chee koh peh?] u all the imagination damn wild sia! a bunch of sick ppl! but u all want to be sick oso dun corrupt me leh! i'm SO innocent!" wahlau! den the whole class started laughing even more n in the end, me, chin and a bunch of other ppl all laugh till stomachache. yeah, i admit, i was bout to fall asleep lerh but den aft the laugh i felt much more energized! dat's wad i like bout ms poh's and mr lee's lesson. they nvr fail to make the class laugh coz of their zi kua-ness! or maybe make the class say "wahlau" because of their ironic nature! note for all teachers: its nice to have sum jokes in class to liven up the atmosphere! imagine sitting for hrs of boring lesson.. its SO not fun. xD
p.s. the similarity of ms poh n mr lee: a. they are both LA teachers b4 FYI. B. they are so so so so.. very very very very HORNY. yeah. dat's why xD

oh well, for the malay paper, i tink i did MUCH MUCH MUCH better den the oral lorhx!! i tink larhx. aft doing everything, i didn't feel emo! i felt... felt... RELIEVED. yeah. dat's the way of describing it.
i can't be happy coz i haven't got back my results
i can't be angry coZ i haven't seen my mistakes
AND.. i can't be sad YET, coz i haven't seen the outcome.
yeah, so the onli way to describe was relieve((: the compo was quite ok larh.. lucky got my email! xDD ytd nite already predicted ish bout interacting wif teachers coz i found dat in my convo malay bk! its all toking bout teachers and students lorh.. and either dat or helping teacher in class again lorh.. n in the end, BOTH CAME OUT. :D its bout a fwen writing a letter to u EXPLAINING why he didn't meet me at some place larh.. den tok bout coz he asking his maths teacher for help wif his project blah blah.. yeah. den the ques. do u talk wif ur teacher? do u help ur teacher? see ya 2mr, ya? yeah larh. so i managed to write a 150 wrd compo!((: i started wif saying i was not angry [wahlau, i so xiao qi meh?]den i said i was very busy stidying for exam [true] and my maths was lousy xD [though i noe its fake, but dat's the onli tink i can tink about. like for LA, i ask my teacher the meaning of wrds? LOL><]. yeah, den introduce maths teacher! the 1 n onli MS POH! saying dat she's a VERY hardworking teacher, n i will always STAY BACK n ask her ques, blah blah blah... n crap! but BUT, everything in dat compo was true! its true dat i [or maybe we] stay back to interact wif her, rite? but its for her to ask us questions instead lorhx or give us more POP quizes xD. n she's hardworking! i can't say she's not as she realli does a lot for us wif all those excel ws n hot pots! n she's nice, aren't she. so yeah, i wasn't telling a lie unless u count the part which my maths sux larh xD compre was quite ok, coz memorized the format. e.g who is my maths teacher? so i can answer it as ms poh is my maths teacher OR my maths teacher is ms poh! n so on for the other ques type larh >< so, my hard work did pay off! ytd slept at 1 leh! no joke! n yeah, its so damn coincidental dat juz b4 MSP was chinese n fav teacher returned zhouji larh! den i wrote bout the oral thing n ask her wish me gd luck for the rest.. though her reply was not realli relevant? but i got her gd luck xD. n the same conclusion i wrote 4 my zhouji, i realli hope dat dis will raise my marks n not drag it even further den it is already now...

hello world out there!
here's a short post of nth..
got malay EOY 2mr!! ARGHHH!
wish me luckz! n i wish u luckz in return too!
GOOD LUCK EVERY1! esp. 3rd lang ppl!
strive hard horh! aim for wad's urs ;)
gtg study now.. T.T.T.T.T
ONCE AGAIN, LLUUCCKKSS!!

Wah seh. Dis is juz so stupid lorh.. we passed up our mad games and guessed wad? Its still not on the list!! Really getting damn pissed. Ms poh’s expectation is a LITTLE, or shd I say VERY high dis time sia… I seldom complain bout her high expectations but dis time a little too guo fen lerh larh! If dis was passed up to other class teachers, I guess they wud have graded it long long long long time ago juz like yulian’s lorh! N guess wad? Ours was passed up, wif everything N GOT REJECTED. Wad does she wan me to do sia.. haiz… I came up wif dis system, I shall only blog when I have completed 10hrs of studying as a some kind of reward to keep me looking forward to smt! Its much better as it gives me motivation! LOL>< at least u have smt to look forward to marhx, rite? Speaking bout studying till u mati, ms poh said dat if u tink u will fail and tell her the marks u tink u will get, she will mark till that mark n stop there. =.= yeah, so she’s the happiest if u say “1” coz she only nids to find 1 point n better still, “0”! xD and yeah, ms poh said dat if u noe u r going to die aft the EOY, den wad for take it? Muz well go play till u kee siao oso can.. wad for waste ur precious time horh? >< but its true! I agree to her theory rather den mr zein’s. he said he wud rather us take our EOY as he wants to mark our papers =.= sound so sadistic lorh xD. Malay was pretty nice larh, though the passage was rather diff, I managed to find out how to answer ques! oh yeah, rmb ms poh’s theory bout being “ti xin diao dan”? yeah, to make sure dat she doesn’t leak out exam ques, we muz take the initiative to ask! So I shall ask more ques! but not for maths larh [at the moment] but for malay! Coz exams on thurs. shuacks. jyjy!
Found out smt really interesting. Duno whu’s theory is dat larh, but did u noe out of bio, chem n physics wad comes first? Bio is always the last coz u r knowing bout cells, humans n stuff. All memorizing! But before dat, u will first nid to noe the atomic level n stuff, so its chem. But den before dat, u will nid to noe the kinetic particle theory n stuff! So physics! All the levers n all these nid A LOT of calculations. So guess wad’s at the beginning? Maths.
Maths -> physics -> chem. -> bio. Yeah. So see how a maths smart person is connected to being a science smart person? xDD
p.s. oh yeah, ms poh is realli scary 2dae! she told us how she treated her bf sia.. i tell u, its damn scary! *shivers* when the guy buy flower for her, SHE ASKS HIM TO XPLAIN. den the class was like "wah lau" n stuff. den the class asked wad if he set fireworks for u? will u be touched aka gan dong? den she was like "NO! I WOULD SCOLD HIM FOR POLLUTING THE ENVIRONMENT! WASTING TIME.. [blahh... blah]" omytian. not bad larh. i was like utterly stunned sia.. n i reali pity the guy. serious! imagine u r rejected oso dun be rejected in such a way marhx xDD.

First, let me start by wishing all 3 lang ppl like chillx [yuqian], chongming jiaying [pandai!], anythinnk[kaixiang], rongying… yeah, all the ppl I noe larh! Gd luckz!! Be much better den me! I’m a bad example though so dun follow in my footsteps! xD well, stayed back in class 2dae to help do her xizi leh! Wah, I wrote like 4 for her.. coz she owes 7 xizi and 3 zhou ji! Kee siao leh she! Guess she haven’t been doing any work since the starting of the year lorh… n I did my zhouji too! I felt dat this is the most sarcastic 1 I have ever written n the worst thing is dat I am starting to follow milk and write some English wrds! T.T so in the end my hand was like damn tired larh… where to find such a gd che zu like me horh? xDD
I oso realized sumthing last night when I was lying on the bed! Imagine dat 2 weeks ago, the Thursday was a holiday! OK. I'M JUZ IMAGINING THOUGH. Den there wouldn’t be any school thus no convo malay! So… the malay lesson about cita- cita aka ambition will be pushed forward to the Wednesday after which happens to be the day before my MSP oral larh… THEREFORE, I DUN TINK MY STM OR MY BLOCKAGE WILL MAKE ME FORGET DAT 2 WRDS--- PERKERJAAN AND CITA- CITA. So, I guess again, dis is JUZ MY LUCK. Really.
Btw, did u noe dat when u nid luck, it seldom comes to u? or shd I say NEVER. Yeah, dat’s the sad part though… coz u can’t seem to count on it though… so is zit wise to wish sum1 gd luck? Juz wondering only horh… coz by wishing him/her gd luck, u r implying dat the person nids luck and… yeah. I guess u shd geddit… BUT. Pls. dun be disheartened by wad I say larh! U can still continue wishing ppl luckz larh! LOL>.< erm... i'm juz tinking by logic wise! dun ya agree if luck work on dis concept? xDD

A RANDOM QUIZ. xD
he came at night
explored my body
got on top of me
touched me
bit me
sucked
swallowed
when he was satisfied
he left
and i was hurt
SO WAD WERE U TINKING OF?
AnSwEr!!((:
YEAH. so are u sick? u shd get wad i mean lerh ba... xDD

well, its exactly 24 hrs since the horrible time i had yesterday.. lol>< feeling much better lerh larh, i guess... ytd or maybe a few hrs ago [coz it was around nmidnite larh...] i helped a total of 3 ppl including myself to do the construction ws.. as u noe the prfectionists me, even though it is the 0.05mm, I WILL STILL REDO xD. but dun wry larh, i guess iwouldn't do dis for exams.. yeah, wrote 2 essays ytd, finished more den 30 wrds of xizi, 3 construction ws... did a lot of things larh.. coz dat's the onli day i did hw in dis wk! LOL>< monday did the damn maths file which is so damn freaking stupid lorh.. yeah, its like so lame and a waste of dividers! milk didn't hand in coz she said she wud onli get 1 mark and unless she gets 49 or 99 wud it mind=.= her thinking is rather weird lorhs but i tink the chances are realli slim larh BUT NOT IMPOSSIBLE xD. tuesday studied for ACC. the test was shit. it asked dunno wad's the famous wrds of kongzi and i was like huh? but i still noe i will pass, coz i calculated the ques which i will surely get correct and got 16 marks lerh :D wednesday studied for oral lorh... yeah. chatted on the phone for 2 hrs wif fanghua and spent many days chatting on MSN wif him... haiz.. dunno whether got help anot lorhs... dat's why onli left wif ytd nite to complete all this wk's hw. yeah. BUSY ME. dis wk have been sleeping at earliest 12. so me damn tired annd stressed larh... oh yeah, tell u all smt, do u noe the reason why i feel so emo bout screwing malay oral? tell u smt first larh, i suck at the topic measuration. i can't imagine why the figure looks like dat lorh.. pop quizzes was given almost everyday. and guess wad? i got like 0 or 1 mark AND I DIDN'T EVEN MIND. i was like "ooh! 0!" and when malay oral.. when i know i will not get 0 [hope larh] i still cried like siao. the interesting reason behind it.. maths pop quizzes, i tell u, i didn't even care. oh well, i didnt study at all lorh! and for malay, i realli put in a lot A LOT of effort. seriously... dat's the main reason i feel so demoralised. oh well, I SERIOUSLY CAN'T STAND TO DO SMT DAT WILL LOWER MY SELF ESTEEM. yeah. kinda tink of it, i do find myself similar 2 yuqian lorh.. dunno whether its a compliment or comment to her larh but anyway no offence((:
p.s chinny recopied her 10 pages coz she lost hers! OMG. if i wud her, i tink i wud have kept it in a safe xD

Oh man. I screwed it totally 2dae. I feel so depressed. Demoralized. Wadeva u can tink of larh. The malay oral, fanghua and I was the lucky no 1. Hint, there’s any irony here in case u didn’t figure this out. Oh well, I SCREWED IT. DAMN. The passage was damn.. factual? Yeah, not even a single “saya” or “kamu” or wadeva larh.. chini’s fav words? AND I TELL U, THE WORDS ARE SO DAMN FREAKING LONG. IT CAN BE UP TO LIKE SO MANY SYLLABUS. Dead larh me. I was like so monotonous, n I stumbled larh.. I guess. Oh wait, its not a guess, IT’S A HOPE. Yeah. A FAT 1 THOUGH.
The convo part, was worse. Far more worse den u can ever tink. I tink even the so called “worse to worse case” marks dunno whether can qualify anot lorh… haiz.. the question was: discuss wif ur partner sumthing cita- cita. Den there’s another sentence saying _____ that u like. Guess wad? THE 2 MOST IMPORTANT WRDS. BOTH OF US DIDN’T GET IT. FREAK. PERKEJARAAN. I tot it was “subject” coz it really seemed like it.. n wad’s more, I knew I know cita- cita, juz dat… BRAIN BLOCK!! Arghs. So totally screwed it.. until when we were bout to end, I FOUND OUT DAT WE WEREN’T EVEN DISCUSSING BOUT THE QUES. I WENT _ _ _ _. Yeah. They asked us wad’s “perkerjaan’ and I went subject? They started pointing 2 themselves and said only cikgu. Actually it was a whole damn long list of wrds but in the moment of “excitement” I dun tink I can figure it out… “teachers are… OH SHIT. AMBITION.
And I shouted dat out loud.. oh well, the 2nd grp benefited frm it. But den, for me, I was like shit. My vocab sux like shit 1 lorh. Den they asked us continue. CONTINUE WAD??? Lol>< but still, I whispered? To fanghua saying he take teacher and I take doctor larh.. the only 2 things which happens to come into my mind at dat time. Den we crapped and I screwed again. I said I was a doctor coz I like animals =.= and I wanted to help them! How interesting… yeah, it was a vet’s job but nevertheless, u shd noe that I OBVIOUSLY DUNNO WAD’S A VET LARH! Pls lorh. So I managed to force out dat three sentences. A miserable 3~! T.T so yeah, at the last part, I rmb the “selamat maju jaya” frm yulian bout wishing u success or smt like dat n I used it. It made the teachers smile lah at least! N dat’s the end.
Aft dat, I cried when I got out. I felt so depressed! Oh man, OUT OF POINT LEH AKA离题! how much do u get when u liti? Fail. Mati. Oh man, I cried like AGAIN. Though I felt so depressed, demoralized, all the “d” larh… I felt lucky dat I have gd fwens. Milk, yulian, chini, shuqing, they all comforted me larh.. esp yulian whu “sacrificed” his convo malay bk for me… thks((: the worst thing dat I could ever find out was dat… THE STUPID CONVO MALAY BK HAS A CHAPTER ON “CITA-CITA” AND HAVE THE WORD “PERKERJAAN”. Freak. Damn. And he promised dat at the end of the year, he wud gimme his convo malay bk! Coz dat’s the 1st bk I saw with the damn words inside. I so emo now.. 2dae dun feel like doing anything lerh… have a lot of hw left coz of the revision I have done for the tests… yeah..
p.s if u noe me, I am not those really *ahem* relatively gentle type.. n I was those yah larh, sporty type larh.. recently, I found out dat I am becoming so called “weaker” and “weaker”… starting to cry more often sia… but dat’s not the prob, I’m crying not frm the stress frm hist. not frm geog too… but ITS MALAY. perhaps its because i have a gd command of irony for LA larh.. and my chinese isn't failing me too... dat's why i take failure too hard? when i debate wif ppl, the chances of me winning is actually quite high coz me rubutting skills sure rox! u can ask milk n yulian lorh.. even pandai jiaying aka mrs lee! ;)! so i realli can't take the fact larh.. Oh well, the 2nd time… wonder how long dis is going to last.. MUZ STUDY HARD FOR GEOG N HIST LERH LARH! Probably the last post b4 EOY larh.. jyjy!
p.p.s Milk and sis was like asking me maths ques lorh.. yeah, they tink I am the maths and science person larh which I agree to a great extend? LOL>.<

whoo. 2dae was pretty fun. had free period frm 12.15 to 18.00! had A LOT of fun wif milk sia.. yeah. 1st we went out of sch to eat bei mian. met ish! he was going home.. aw.. he didn't attend the celebration sia! den we were like outside playing wif each other lorh.. walking rounds n rounds trying to find a seat xD. aft went back, could not open the side gate door marhs, so called yulian lorh! den we all started playing larh, in the end, me n milk went to the lib to do our duty as we were realli short of time larh.. sad t.t stayed there for the rest of the time. but actually, we did nth. juz showing wad our TPC can do wif drawing deco on comps to print out and i juz spent my time doing the banner for the mooncake fest! mr erik though i was "researching" when i was actually chatting n on my blog! XD HE EVEN CALLED MY BLOG GOOGLE. well, great nite xD

wah! 2dae malay was pretty gd! at least it highered my self- esteem. managed to practice oral wif fanghua and yah, pretty well larh. at least i gotta noe how oral ish like and i did my compo realli well. did a lot of revision last nite larh and my compo inproved! i checked the dictionary realli little! i'm realli trying so SO hard to change the equation of [my knowledge of malay] = [dictionary]! did my malay test aft lesson. spent like 10 min doing everything n i checked realli throughly! the grammar i got all correct! thks to wad we always say: TIKUS BESAR. FOR ONCE, I APPRECIATE DAT NAME=.= oh yeah, i oso realised the importance of learning general knowledge! u see, the 1st ques, i did not understand a single wrd of the ques juz the 2 names, orville dan wilbur wright. so... they were the once whu CREATED the aeroplane! so, the ans is created! n i happen to learn it wif chinhui 2dae! yay! so i got it correct coz i have general knowledge! xDD so... the moral 2dae, LEARN GENERAL KNOWLEDGE. u nvr noe.. sumday u mite nid it, JUZ LIKE ME! xD
p.s. i hate yulian a lot 2dae! he got 28/30 while i got onli 26! and guess wad? he didn't study! wah seh, but nvm. fwens appreciate the presence of each other!:D

whoo! this ish interesting. 2dae went to the toilet outside our classrm wif milk larh. b4 going hm xD. went in. sat down. den started "listening" there was 1 very SIGNIFICANT voice! which sounded damn familiar! den it hit me. MS POH! OMG. SHE WAS CONDUCTING LESSONS TIL NOW?!? wow. it was ald past 5 sia... but den, dat's not the point. i could hear EVERY WRD SHE SAID. DAMN CLEARLY SUMORE! den me n milk tot bout it. wad if sumone, sumwhere, realli loved ms poh [lessons larh! pls dun tink sick! but the other kind oso can larh] wanted to listen to her lessons n "LEARN" [wah, so ke xi he/she isn't in JENO or GALEN larh... i feel sry for him/her.. provided there's such a person larh! xD] HE OR SHE COULD JUZ SIT IN THE TOILET TO LISTEN! sumore dere's chair for him/her too! xD. juz dat no table! xD. so, the moral of the stry... HAVE A TABLE IN THE TOILET! [outside jeno's classrm at least... in case got sum lover of ms poh marhx] xD
OH YEAH, FORGETTEN BOUT SMT DAMN IMP. COZ I READ IT AT MIDNITE, SO...
ish sent an email at 8min past midnite. saying... saying saying... DAT HE'S GONNA TEACH US!! OMG, dat time was damn emo larh... n when i saw his email, I BECAME ENERGETIC AGAIN!! was like chionging LA n geog environmental proj which was due 2mr, n i was the most hardworking larh.. most ppl juz missed out 1! n for once, I FELT GD FOR BEING HARDWORKING! AT LEAST I GOTTA READ HIS EMAIL 1ST! immediately went to sms milk larh((: was so damn happy n i didn't felt like sleeping! nxt day [actually a few hrs later], went to tell yulian the gd news! he was like OMG too! our wish actually came thru without us even opening our mouths to ask! so i was like :ur 33% actually came thru u noe... so i guess dis is fate. fate dat we WOULD/SHOULD/MUST not quit! so the onli thing now is to START STUDYING :D" thks man! i felt realli gd dat day n both milk n i wanted to scream the whole time! xD

Am blogging for tues. tink dat’s the one of the most imp. things that happened in my life dat day… I wud juz concentrate on aft sch… it was MSP as usual. Juz dat ms poh tok up our lunch n we spent a little time copying each other’s work. When I stepped into the class, smt shocked me. There were 2 teachers there. Cikgu noorizan and ish. N she looked so different. Serious. =.= oh well, I was chiong-ing in and didn’t really bothered bout the tucked out shirt n stuff… if u seen me in my pai kia state, u wud have known…
The lesson dat day was pretty cold n I mean it. There was silence and nobody dared utter a wrd or smt. Yihxi planned to give her withdrawal form the moment she came in but when she saw 2 teachers, she decided to wait till aft lessons. The lesson dat day was bout exams. SUPER SCARY. THERE IS ORAL! ARGG ARGG ARGHH!!! I’m screaming literally! I’m so worried bout it. U r supposed to have a convo wif ur partner [obviously not u choose 1 larh=.=]. It gave me the feeling dat either u or ur partner die. Dat’s the sad part. I was grouped wif fanghua. Haiz… I hated oral all along. Whether its English or Chinese, the oral suck. I <3 listening the most! But if malay had listening, I wud fail… COZ I DUN TINK I CAN UNDERSTAND WAD THE PERSON IS READING LORH!! I analyse a few wrds maybe he ald finish reading the whole sentence =.=
I REALLI DID NOT NOE DAT THERE IS A MALAY EOY. SERIOUS. AND WHEN THEY STARTED SAYING BOUT THE PAPER 1 AND 2, I TINK I WAS BOUT TO BREAK DOWN LERH. All so diff!! wth… examples and stuff, ended wif 1 malay compo as hw.. it was aft malay dat I went to 1D. I seriously cud not take it lerh.. I flooded. For the 1st time in sch did I flood. I felt the overwhelming stress dat I had to bear! I felt the heavy burden dat was pressed onto me dat I cud not breathe. Lucky yulian n milk was there to comfort me. They are 2 besties I have :D
We started to discuss whether we shd quit malay, juz like yihxi. Gotta admit, I did harbour the tot of doing so… I don’t wanna do oral! I dun wanna do compo! I dun wanna do compre! I dun wanna do anything already! Arghs. Am feeling damn emo larh. Wad if… its wasn’t ish dat’s taking us nxt yr? we really nid his teaching methods to survive! Serious. When noorizan is speaking, I dunno why but I can’t seem to understand a wrd, no matter how slowly she speaks! Here it comes to intonations. Perhaps hers is a little too high and ci er larh… LOL>.< [no offence larh]
Lastly we made a pact. if ish isn’t taking us nxt yr, we quit now, b4 EOY. If ish doesn’t tell us by thurs, 12 midnite, we’ll quit too. BUT. If ish is taking us n he tells us b4 the deadline, we will stay as promised. Lastly, I made an equation of our life in malay. There are a total of 4 “gates” to reach the final “heaven”. We r now b4 the 1st gate. Dis gate ish difficult to pass thru but den we wud not die passing thru it. However, we made it clear dat we wudnot wanna take o levels for malay. So no 4th gate. And for the 1st gate, take it as a sacrifice for the coming [fun] lessons dat ish is going to take us nxt yr. and I shall end it here…
P.s: I am emo kia? xD

Wah! 2dae damn suay! Not my day. I DROPPED MY HP INTO THE TOILET BOIL! ARGHH. I’M SCREAMING LITERALLY. SUAY SUAY SUAY SUAY! Well, it was during recess, went to the toilet. Den dunno why dat hp juz slipped out and lucky LUCKY at dat time the toilet was clean. No *ahem* u shd noe larh.. so its damn pissing. Heard frm milk juz leave it to dry can lerh… so I REALLI HOPE SHE’S RIGHT. COZ ALL MY CONTACTS ARE IN THERE. NO PHONE = NTH. Really am getting so dependent on the phone.. rmb last time during P4 when I 1st got a phone tot it was a hassle! Tinking why wud any1 bring dat thing out.. so ma fan xD but now, I seem to take it anywhere! As if dat ish my best buddy! [which I tink it ish anyway… :] so sad… hope dat it dries soon!
Haiz… for the SANA quiz, I plan to ask JENO ppl to do.. send an email to them and give them the addy, badge ID n of coz the ans. larhs :D can anot? So far ask yulian n milk to do lerh! N yulians answer are damn funny? But to me they r pissing… COZ I’M SUPPOSE TO “TEACH” THEM BOUT ANTI-DRUG ABUSE… n his ans are like.. *ahem* not nice to a teacher? U will see larh… OH YEAH, DIS ISH SUBMITTED TO THE CID. N I believe they will check 1 lorh… so dun anyhow do.. yah, n yulian dun say dat they have other things better to do juz like wad u told me for the UN thingy! PLS LORH, THEY HAVE SOOO MANY MANPOWERS! ASKING A FEW MAN TO CHECK OUR WORK WON’T DIE 1 OK! But thks anyway, at least it made me optimistic :D
p.s. to add on to my post ytd bout whether physics = maths the ans. FALSE. Ms poh is the example coz 2dae, she so qiao toked bout study tips and saying she seems to get more n more energetic at nite [insomia!] as she gets older. So she used to do maths the last as some type of “reward” [as she loved maths] for all her hard work [at nite usually when she ish about to fall asleep] and she would usually do physics when she is the most energetic as she hates it the most! There, the answer is out! Lovers of maths MUZ NOT necessarily love physics! Though physics ish SIMILAR to maths? [according to wad my tution teacher said larh…]
screenshot of quiz done by yulian xD

Well, 2dae talked to milk bout 20+ min. b4 tution till my hp no batt :p bout malay. She plans to quit at the end of dis year n I tink I will do so too. Guessed I’m getting damn freaky bout it. Every wk have write sum compo sia… n so far, our of 30, I only got 17. Dis is really soo depressing. IT LOWERS MY SELF ESTEEM N I DUN LIKE IT. Though the only advantage I see of learning malay is dat I can understand and pronounce the drills I learn in SJ larh, I dun see anything else. Maybe if there isn’t compo I wud still continue. Coz yulian, milk n I pretty much juz joke in malay lesson! I can’t say I dun enjoy the lessons [as we were mostly playing] but nevertheless, its hard NOT understanding things. Really. Living in a world which u can’t understand MOST of the things, I dun tink dat’s nice? whu wud wanna live in dat type of environment? Not me for sure.. science tution was pretty fun 2dae. We were learning forces n stuff. Was explaining sum JC1 ques ruoting brought up coz she came across a bk? Yah. Coz the teacher said that physics = maths. So if u <3 maths, u shd <3 physics. But the prob ish I <3 maths but dun seem to <3 physics dat much.. I <3 CHEM! The ques was like damn erm… can’t find the wrd. But I noe dat its only worth 1 mark in the JC1 paper! It goes asking how many forces are acting on a plank which slopes down at 45degree? Assuming that there is no frictional force when it leans on the wall. So was like erm… not for our level? Yup. But he still explained larh.. “assuming dat there is no air resistance… it wud be dis dis dis dis dis and when there is air resistance it wud be dis dis dis dis dis…” “but I tot u say NEVER TO ASSUME THINGS? So how we noe when to assume and when to not?” we started laughing. “dat’s why u nid to write 2 possibilities lorh” “ah yo, so ma fan! Why not juz write 1?” and since u say can assume why not juz say we assume dat there is no force at all lorh!
Dis reminded me when we were doing case during comp trains. I loved to ASSUME dat I had worn gloves coz I hated wearing them! Can’t seem to get them in xD. Rmb dat rongying’s were always soaked xD. N I knew dat cases were always very fun n mostly we kept on laughing like siao!
Shall not duo shuo lerh. 2dae was a pretty gd day n I’m happy :D left geog the environmental proposal.. damn diff to do but MUZ DO LARH. Yulian doesn’t believe dat jeno’s is going to be viewed by the UN. But den not I say 1, MR LEE WAS THE ONE WHU SAID IT. Yulian tinks dat the UN have better things to do den to read our proposals! Hope dat’s true if not I die larh! Well, I wish to believe wad he said but I can’t doubt the teacher like wad milk said? Oh well, juz wish me luckz can lerh la! xD
p.s I wish to express my sincere apology to kaixiang, whom I have spelled his name wrongly. LOL. well, am really really really sry! Promise not to make dat mistake EVER again. ((:

Well, 2dae I went for another course… 2 courses in 1 row sia! Whoo! Kk, I’m getting a little too enthu.. the course was on sum drug abuse thing [SANA] n was in SENGKANG CC! [so far!T.T] wanted to take MRT there n nid 2 change at outram park! Muz go up n down escalator! So in the end decided to follow jiayi n take bus 88 there! Reached there at 7:15 and waited 4 her for sum time as she overslept.. but nvm((: she tinks she’s suffering frm insomnia and can’t get to sleep.. poor gal, and she’s another victim of hot pots too! Well, at the bus interchange, while standing there, I got to see a lot of interesting things? A lot of ppl juz dun realize their talent of running! Sum women even wif high heels horh, can run super fast lorh [but after the bus! xD] however, there’s sumthing I saw which pissed me off, a gal met up wif a guy to give him sumthing and the guy didn’t even say “thank you” but instead juz call her bo liao!! Wth larh… wah seh, dat guy dun even appreciate her lorh! Freak him!
After meeting jiayi, boarded bus 88 and started chatting. On the bus, a lot of ppl called and asked where to meet, go etc. [at dat time was 8:30 and we were supposed to meet at 8:15? OMG] jiayi complained dat the meeting time was too early when the course was to begin at 9. “however u see, if the meeting time was 8:45 and ppl like *ahem* US, will be late den every1 will die! Dat’s why they have to make the time earlier to accommodate for ppl like *ahem* US.” My ans. Oh yeah, did I mention dat I did not take bus 88 b4 n I had no idea which stop to alight too? So we sat to sengkang, happily tinking dat the bus wud stop outside compass point… went pass a sign which said sengkang police post[which I tink was nxt to the CC coz I went to google sengkang CC and saw the police post nxt to it] BUT IT DID NOT. Reached hougang and I immediately noe dat smt wasn’t rite. Sengkang ish b4 hougang! [I noe Singapore road map 1 horh:] so when reached punggol primary sch, asked jiayi alight. Coz we tink if we ended up at toa payo it wud be worse! When you’re lost, u shd? CALL FOR HELP LARH! DUH! So call ppl ask lorh, for me, YUQIAN! Coz she lived sumwhere there larh! “erm.. yuqian, we r at punggol primary sch now.. how r we supposed to get there?” “eh, u all overshot lerh!” “I noe… coz we r in hougang or punggol…” “OMG. I nvr heard of dat sch b4 leh..” “ooh.. now wad time arh?” “8:50” “SHUACKS. Nvm.. we take taxi.”
So me n jiayi decided take taxi larh.. but dunno why, when we were on the bus, THERE WERE LOTS N LOTS OF TAXI. But when we were not on the bus, THERE WERE FEWER N FEWER TAXIS. How nice? N I started being optimistic. “a taxi will come soon! We r NOT lost.” [common sense tell u we actually were larh] and so damn suay, started pouring, and another aunty was standing in front of us OSO WAITING FOR A TAXI! No choice. Jiayi suggested climbing the overhead bridge [the only way to get across the road!] haiz.. in my condition, CLIMBING THE BRIDGE IS VERY DIFF. but.. nvm :D climbed it and finally got the taxi! I counted. WE OVERSHOT BY 6 BUS STOPS. NICE. n, even though we DID alight at the right bus stop, WE WUD STILL BE LOST. There ish no way we wud noe how to walk the whole street down to compass point! We r bound to get lost sumwhere so its OK to overshot?
Yup. Reached there registered and was very awkward coz can’t sit on floor muz sit on chair. All eyes were on me larh… T.T the course was pretty ok? Got quiz which every1 passed. U noe why? They told us the ques and the answers so all we have to do is? MEMORIZE. For those buduh whu duno the ans. larh! But den still got 1 more thing we needed to do.. very lame 1 larh, spread the msg to at least 10 ppl and get them to do a quiz xD. So I plan to ask jeno ppl [as I’m the only 1 frm jeno in SJAB now T.T] so I will email them the website, my badge ID, and the answers! [yah larh, dey say muz do themselves, they ARE doing it by themselves! I’m not sitting nxt to them giving them the answers rite? Reminds me of ms poh’s “PLEDGE OF INTEGRITY” xD
So pls, help me do the quiz larh! Be a gd person! [I noe u very xin di shan liang 1 larh, JUZ LIKE ME!] :D

Well, 2dae was the lib course larh.. reached there bout 7:15 [well, punctuality ish a virtue! Though the course was like 9? LOL.] yup. Saw no1 in sch n father decided to bring me go eat breakfast! Roti prata!:D de after dat become 7:50 reach there xD. Sat down there n listened to songs in my hp larh.. tried calling milk but cud not get thru. At round 8:15 she finally called! So toked for like 30min till she reach! I <3 my che zi! Went up 3 storeys to the lib xD. Well, milk was really happy coz *ahem* the leech did not come sia! She was like over the moon? Yah. In the end every librarian came other den *ahem* n dat evil yulian whom WE asked him to come but he did not. *hmp* xD. But he’s a volunteer whom WE drag him here frm T1 to do lib duty wif us! :D
The course was pretty ok? A lot of presentation and planning.. zzzz. Oh yeah, we really performed as a true jeno-ian there! We practically used all the materials given sia… the most too! Me n milk were writing messages on the post stick notes to each other like stuff. We felt so bored n started toking crap like performing for nxt yr orientation for the lib! She said I shd do the presenting! Erm… though I everything oso crap n ling ji yi dong like wad yihxi does! Guess I’m becoming more n more like her :D den she oso asked me to do footdrill in the lib? O.O so I was like dun wan larh, ask other ppl like my seniors lorh, their bangs louder n much more qi? Ya larh.. duh.. n if she wants 1 person den of coz is sgt liwen larh! 1st reason: coz me n milk both noe her n dat’s the only sgt which I tok bout n she’ve seen b4.. other den the *ahem* yuqian’s 1 larh.. 2nd reason: her footdrill rox like siao! But den milk said only yr 1s! so I went ah yaz, even if I ask juz 33 ppl coming in here wif boots n start banging our “soft soft” type of bangs, enough to make ppl deaf 1 esp. wif dat type of floor! N obviously teacher won’t agree larh! Muz well say ask yulian come wif his guns n start shooting ppl! xD. The nxt sentence milk said really made me feel like killing her but nvm , but I rebutted saying dat, eh, u play the erhu larhs, much nicer n I promise to VOLUTEER to help u ask ms Yvonne chan for more DIFFICULT score sheets for u to practice and perform! ;) yup. So dat’s wad we were discussing.
Den dere was 1 where we were to present bout the rewarding system in the lib? At dat time I was damn high den I started saying giving out spa tickets larh xD. Duno why I tot of dat idea! Oh yeah, n Ai yi was super funny when I said the trainer was an army officer last time b4 she was a librarian coz her size didn’t tell us so [I feel so bad] and her name was MS SUNSHINE. Ai yi’s eyes were like so big [fishballs wud be a gd way to describe] n wud drop out any momeny! N ai yi immediately started saying : yah, SPA SPA! MUZ DO ON DAT 1 xDD in the end we did on movie ticket n I crapped really well! Till the teacher in charge was like clapping hands? LOL>.<
K shall end here. Noe’s milk very interested to noe bout the contusion wound part but I shall not post dis up! Hehe xDD 

wowz. i have 3 of this quizzes to do!:D well, i shall take time to do them!:DD
1. The person who tag/pass you is?
yulian/ milkkie/ kaisiang
2. Your relationship with him/her?
P1,2,3,4,5,6,S1 friends/S1 bestie/ daria yulian’s good fwen [oso chinni’s fwen!]

3. Your impression of him/her?
erm… nice. I mean really, n fun to make fun of((: one of my good friends and his really very nice! :D/ my nicee hybrid car whom uses a lot n I mean A LOT of oil! xD/a nice guy whu always cheers yulian up when he’s down. ((: nicee to tok to!
4. The most memorable thing he/she had done for you?
THE WET BEGINNING! Singing that song? LOL./ being there when I nided her, comforts me, n of coz make me laugh like siao! :D/ being a gd fwen of yulian?((:
6. If he/she became your lover, you will?
get a heart attack? Brain damage? BUT DEFINITELY NO COTUSION WOUND MAN! [hera peeps will noe why if they had come for that comp train.]/ yah, me n my car ish in <3!:D/no larh. Won’t 1 larh! As he’s ald attached? R u? juz jk xD

7.If he/she became your lover, he/she has to improve on?
learning how to appreciate things and not neglect friends/ hmm.. USE LESSER OIL! /be more enthu LIKE ME!:D

8. If he/she became your enemy, you will?
guess will not larh. Both of us so forgiving! xD/ yah, we will dao each other for a day? Or even less[maybe even a min!] xDD/ guess not. He so da fang 1 rite?
9. If he/she became your enemy, the reason will be?
being so zi kua! Juz jk! xD/

10. The most desired thing you want to do for him/her is?
cheer him up when he’s sad, be a gd fwen larh! :D/ be a gd che zu! :D/ become a gd fwen((:

11. Your overall impression of him/her is?
nicee guy whu is really a gd gd gd gd gd [goes on 4eva larh] fwen larh/ sotong[like me!], ah ya, we can click really REALLI WELL!!! :D/ a nicee guy which yulian can click wif really well!((:

12. How you think people around you will feel about you?
hmm.. nice? Playful/joyful whu sometimes will become overly playful [esp. during malay lessons! Dunno why lorh.. xD]/ same as how yulian feels larh coz all 3 of us take malay lessons 2gether!/ friendly? Nicee [of coz! xD] n joyful?

13. The characters you love of yourself are?
I ROCK!

14. On the contrary, the characters you hate yourself are?
sometimes overly playful xDD

15. The most ideal person you want to be is?
Myself during P6 =) [same as yulian larh]

16. For people who care and like you, say something for them.
thks for coming into my life. U ROCK MAN!


17. Pass this quiz to the first 10 person that you can think of, how they feel about you.
1.milkkie!
2.yulian
3. Whenever I tink of yulian, I will automatically tink of kaisiang! They r like twins?
4.jingyi
5. Chongming jiaying
6.chinni [old hag:]
7. Xanny [young hag:]
8. Quekky!
9.chillx
10. Like others, leave to see whu to sabo! xD

well, 2dae was a nice n well spent teachers' day. went back to sch n was surprised dat some hardworking teachers like ms poh too came back to do sum work![: well, i guess sec sch teachers all mostly more hardworking den pri sch teachers n of coz have higher expectations too, coz they tink we are HIGH ABILITY STUDENTS. lol. these are ms poh's famous words to 1J. well, have been listening to dis sentence realli often though... wow. 2dae the 1st 1 hr, we were learning how to file our files! very interesting! realised dat we needed dividers for every topic n 2 reflections too!=.= wth larh... no wonder all our files were rejected. i get wad she means.. whu in the right mind wifout knowing dis [coz content page nvr write marhx] wud do this? not me for sure... pls lorhs... for pri sch, so long u have a content page wif 75%? of the things inside ur file, whu cares? i dun tink there's even a file check marks lorh... so its like not use to this type of thing larh.. guess ppl are born to adapt to changes? LOL.
milk was pretty lagg 2dae! not enough sleep worrying bout hot pots? well, I GUESS NOT. while we were going up the stairs aft "recess" she stoned down there. den there was this guy [i dun tink he's a teacher larh..] came up the stairs n he was carrying smt heavy? yah. so he oso stand down there [tinking milk wud rang lu larh.] but whu noes,milk juz stoned there n when i called her she juz stared at me till i said rang lu! den she went like "huh?" den the man quickly chiong off n muttered a "wahlau!" erm... den i started laughing. well, if it was ish or fav teacher, i tink they qud probably laugh, coz knowing her blur- blur style [like me!] dat's why her mum says we r meant to be fwens coz we r sotongs! xD
last thing! was chatting wif chongming jiaying juz now n saw her PM. "moodle has brought us together as one" a norm reaction wud be "why?" larh. the convo:
me: huh?
moodle has brought us together as 1?
LOL.
tan.jiaying@dhs.sg: hi
me: hello
why u say hot pots bring us together as 1
xD
or moodle has brought us together as 1?
tan.jiaying@dhs.sg: because
last friday
me: ?
tan.jiaying@dhs.sg: the damn thing keep hanging right?
me: yah
den we keep cursing it?
together?
LOL.
tan.jiaying@dhs.sg: then at 9pm++
a lot of my classppl online
trying to chiong but it was still down
so i got everyone together to complain!
and...
my fren sent email to teacher to extend deadline!
and she did!
until 10.30 i was on then i give up and go to sleep
me: wah seh
WAHLAU
NOT BAD ARH U..
but its gd
tan.jiaying@dhs.sg: :)
me: i <3 the xplanation
hehe
tan.jiaying@dhs.sg: nerds are good at this!
me: hehe
nicee!
well, conclusion. THANK THE GUAI KIA KIRON FOR THE EXTENSION OF THE DEADLINE! its once dat they done smt not dat guai? LOL.