wowz, today's comp train was pretty fun [and funny too:]! i came bout 3:45 coz i got malay sia... speaking bout malay, today we wrote a damn compo n its like so damn hard lorhs... i was like word by word checking the dic n SURE i gaunrantee, SURE got a lot of grammatical error 1 lorh... its a SURE! den it was like 30 min onli lorhs... damn scary sia... n my story was crap! [if onli it was in english n i tink i wud most likely pass wif flying colors~!] not onli me, maybe the whole class! yup. so let's get back to comp train :)) so k lorhs, i reach there bout 3:50 lerh, den gthey were all doing a test. coz jac started eating den i say i so damn hungry coz nvr eat lunch den cpl mae ask me go buy lunch lorhs... aft dat, i came back go do the test. guess wad? section C i all not so sure coz i onli bei4 heat exhaustion n heat stroke... so dunno larh =.=. oh yeah i funny way of rmbering heat exhaustion...
after u run 10 rounds round the field... u would
1. feel like dying!!!! [so dizziness n headache!]
2. wanna tu4 (wad chinny did aft 2.4) n onli wanna drink! [so no appetite n nausea!]
3. ur xin1 tiao4 kuai4 de2 hen2 ke3 pai4 [fast and weakening pulse++breathing!]
4. wah seh, u sweating like siao like dat [sweating with cold pale clammy skin!]
5. last but not least, u zheng3 shen1 ma2 bi4 [cramps!]
so dat's how i rmb n guess wad? i had them all too! so i will rmb larhs xDD
oh yeah... another funny thing... though i tink its kinda bad to post it up here [i apologise to dat person 1st n promise not to mention name :] nxt we did CPR. den for me i was like dunno why lin2 shi2 4get... [i rmb the whole thing last nite n my sis was testing me!mayb coz under pressure]: so got 1 person like dis larh...
sum1: SIR SIR ARE U ALRITE?
cpl yh: no response
sum1: help- call 995 n bring an AED [dis part looks ok but he said it in a very super funny way n every1 burst out into laughter! even all the cpls xDD]check for breathing.[which is actually wrong larh. if u noe the procedure...]
cpl yh: u owe me 1 arh>
sum1: EH, NONONO. oh yeah, check for breathing.[den every1 laughed AGAIN.]
(last fast forward larh... too slow..]
sum1: 1 rescue breathe [just fake 1 larh... dun nid realli blow but he forgot to pinch the dummy's nose]
cpl yh: eh, wrong arh... nvr pinch nose. u owe my another 1!
sum1: ah ya, fake 1 onli marhx, so wrong oso nvm! [ok. u shd guess wad we did ba?]
[continue... skip all the funny parts n here comes the funniest which is the last sentence... actually we were pratically laughing the whole time he was doing coz was like SUPER SUPER SUPER funny xDD]
sum1: [the last sent shd be: sir, i will place the casualty in recovery position (if possible) after conducting a thorough body check-up n checking his vital signs] becomes... : sir, i will place YOU in recovery position aft doing a through body check up n checking for UR vital signs!
OMG. we were all laughing like siao liddat. every1. no1 was not laughing sia... me laugh till stomach pain n till now while typing dis still laughing ((:
so dat;s all for 2dae!
p.s. yulian did not cum for malay today coz he was SICK. yeah. sick.