OMG OMG OMG! i actually passed the compo sia! realli? i was like realli? kept asking myself this. is this reality or was i just dreaming of something that was kinda impossible to happen? wowz. i was like crapping all the way n when i saw my marks i tink i started to scream or something in the middle of the lesson. =.= but anyways, i was like wor by word oso check the dictionary one. i came out wif dis equation:
my knowledge of malay= the whole dictionary.
yup. dat;s my perpective. still rmb yesterday. ish asked me wad was the meaning of lusa. i noe that it was 2 days l8 but i kept doubting myself. was it 2 days b4 or 2 days aft? in the end, i searched the dictionary. so i was tinking, mayb i shd have more faith in myself n not keep doubting. doubting dis doubting dat... realli not very gd.. not a gd sign. MUST HAVE MORE SELF- CONFIDENCE LARHX. BELIEVE DAT U CAN DO IT! BELIEVE DAT U WON;T FAIL! BELIEVE DAT I'M OK! yup. hope dis is able to last my thru EFA exams dis sat. i must tell myself: I WILL NOT, MUST NOT N WILL NVR FAIL. yeah, dat's the spirit =.= 2mr i shall post a longer post coz end of the wk marhx, will post all the funny things i have encountered. wish me gd luckz. 2mr have maths CT larh... heard dat quite diff but nevertheless, I BELIEVE MYSELF. lolx. still have filing, still have history assignment, still have... haiz... its nvr ending n i have learnt dis long ago...............

while i was lying on my bed today, i suddenly recalled a joke dat kpoh a.k.a. ms poh told us a few days ago. "when do u noe when you r sick? dis question arh, all the bio teachers oso dunno, so if u noe dat means u r smarter den dem!" so i was like, ermm... must be a SUPER lame 1 coz all her jokes are like very... wad 1 lorh.. so dun wanna be tricked by her AGAIN! just den, i heard [or maybe felt] something vibrating in my pocket. must be an SMS. it was frm milk. i looked at her n she was giggling away. guess wad? it was the ans. to the joke just dat it was her own version? "WHEN WE NOE HOW TO DO MS POH'S HW!" ok, actually i kinda, maybe fully agree wif her! yah la, take the interest excel ws for e.g. the lv 3 was like SUPER DIFF lorhs. dun tok bout doing, just reading i oso dun realli understand lorhs... i asked sum yr 3 peeps n dey oso dunno. so if a yr 3 person oso dunno how do u expect a yr1 person to do? yah larh, maybe got exception of a few shen2 tong2 1s larh, but other den dat... do u agree wif dat?

wowz, today's comp train was pretty fun [and funny too:]! i came bout 3:45 coz i got malay sia... speaking bout malay, today we wrote a damn compo n its like so damn hard lorhs... i was like word by word checking the dic n SURE i gaunrantee, SURE got a lot of grammatical error 1 lorh... its a SURE! den it was like 30 min onli lorhs... damn scary sia... n my story was crap! [if onli it was in english n i tink i wud most likely pass wif flying colors~!] not onli me, maybe the whole class! yup. so let's get back to comp train :)) so k lorhs, i reach there bout 3:50 lerh, den gthey were all doing a test. coz jac started eating den i say i so damn hungry coz nvr eat lunch den cpl mae ask me go buy lunch lorhs... aft dat, i came back go do the test. guess wad? section C i all not so sure coz i onli bei4 heat exhaustion n heat stroke... so dunno larh =.=. oh yeah i funny way of rmbering heat exhaustion...
after u run 10 rounds round the field... u would
1. feel like dying!!!! [so dizziness n headache!]
2. wanna tu4 (wad chinny did aft 2.4) n onli wanna drink! [so no appetite n nausea!]
3. ur xin1 tiao4 kuai4 de2 hen2 ke3 pai4 [fast and weakening pulse++breathing!]
4. wah seh, u sweating like siao like dat [sweating with cold pale clammy skin!]
5. last but not least, u zheng3 shen1 ma2 bi4 [cramps!]
so dat's how i rmb n guess wad? i had them all too! so i will rmb larhs xDD
oh yeah... another funny thing... though i tink its kinda bad to post it up here [i apologise to dat person 1st n promise not to mention name :] nxt we did CPR. den for me i was like dunno why lin2 shi2 4get... [i rmb the whole thing last nite n my sis was testing me!mayb coz under pressure]: so got 1 person like dis larh...
sum1: SIR SIR ARE U ALRITE?
cpl yh: no response
sum1: help- call 995 n bring an AED [dis part looks ok but he said it in a very super funny way n every1 burst out into laughter! even all the cpls xDD]check for breathing.[which is actually wrong larh. if u noe the procedure...]
cpl yh: u owe me 1 arh>
sum1: EH, NONONO. oh yeah, check for breathing.[den every1 laughed AGAIN.]
(last fast forward larh... too slow..]
sum1: 1 rescue breathe [just fake 1 larh... dun nid realli blow but he forgot to pinch the dummy's nose]
cpl yh: eh, wrong arh... nvr pinch nose. u owe my another 1!
sum1: ah ya, fake 1 onli marhx, so wrong oso nvm! [ok. u shd guess wad we did ba?]
[continue... skip all the funny parts n here comes the funniest which is the last sentence... actually we were pratically laughing the whole time he was doing coz was like SUPER SUPER SUPER funny xDD]
sum1: [the last sent shd be: sir, i will place the casualty in recovery position (if possible) after conducting a thorough body check-up n checking his vital signs] becomes... : sir, i will place YOU in recovery position aft doing a through body check up n checking for UR vital signs!
OMG. we were all laughing like siao liddat. every1. no1 was not laughing sia... me laugh till stomach pain n till now while typing dis still laughing ((:
so dat;s all for 2dae!
p.s. yulian did not cum for malay today coz he was SICK. yeah. sick.

OMG. YUXIN! HOW CAN U BE SO EVIL! sab ho's n milk's husband?!? walau. i'll gen1 ni2 suan4 zhang4 on monday n i MEAN IT! though i noe milk chased u round the sch on fri, I SHALL DO IT AGAIN! this can be a training for my marathon.
qyx: i will run and hide though i have not as much stamina as u i have longer legs bleh!
me: lolx. i will run. n u can;t hide. coz i'm gonna kill u. N I MEAN IT!!1
QYX: larhs. i have no stamina. but i tink i can run faster. bleh bleh.
me: nonono. i will catch u no matter wad!! U R MINE! ;))

hein hein hein hein [evil laughter], I SHALL KILL U!! [dose ppl like LJ shd noe dis joke xDD]...

today, while i was waiting in my tution centre [i was half an hour early!], i received an sms frm yulian asking me to train for the marathon at sunplaza park 2mr. and run 4km. i was like, eh, i tot every1 running three den why run 4? den he say dat the guys must run 4 n running another km was good for me i was like =.= dat's not the main point. den aft dat i called him to tell him can train on mon coz i dun have comp train marhx. den i said something realli wrong. IN SUNTEC CITY. den he n i started bursting into laughter. aft dat, we talked bout me running 7.5 rounds anf me w8ing for him at his 10th round. den w started laughing again. den the last 1[which is the most funniest of all] i asked him run wif a gal[whom he hates] and he can sure improve his timing[21min30sec] to maybe under 20? yup. den he was like, 10 rounds onli? TINK 20, 30, 40 OSO CAN!
den i said: wad if fainted how? she do CPR on u arhs?
yl: EWW. I TINK I BETTER DIE SUAN LERH.
we started bursting into laughter again.
ok. come back. it was a tution centre. very quiet rite. so... wif me laughing 3 times dat loudly. ppl were all staring at me. tinking i was mad or smt. so very embarrasing larh ;))

wowz, today's training rawks totally ((: actually i dun tink its even called a training lorhs... today, we played like chao1 duo1 games lorh. first we started bout some EFA briefing. OMG. hope i dun fail EFA lorhs... den aft dat collected the walkaton cards.. [i managed to colect $61 dollars, WHOOTS!]

ma'am: how much is there in the card
me: um... dun realli noe
ma'am: is it $51. $25+$36
me: um... not very sure, but i noe dat the behind is a "1"
ma'am: ooh, sry sry... its $61 [den she started laughing to another ma'am next to her xDD]

first game: go into a wriggly worm and start collecting newspapers... dat game was kinda tiring larhs n jian cong was like almost giving up BUT in the end... WE WON!!
second game: first have to blow and poke a toothpick into the balloon without breaking it [so long anywhere oso can] so its like super simple lorhs. just poke it at the bottom larhs [common sense] den there was a flour covered mixture and inside there;s some mentos. supposed to get the mentos wifout using ur hands [of coz mouth larhs] den blow blow blow, finally found 1 ((: nxt, using ur feet to draw a part of the drawing. [dat is the most funny part] i was the one whu drew larh n jacqueline was my partner whu was going to describe to me. as there were some peeps in front of us whu already drew some other things, the onli [or maybe some] things left to draw was a hse [u noe dose normal type] wif a chimney and some smoke coming out frm it... so draw lorhs... but guess wad happen in the end? l8 den tell u... continue first ;)) nxt was spitting some water into a pail? yup. me n jac shared a cup n we took turns spitiing larhs.. NORMAL. but in the end we came in last for speed. the results time: the grp wif the most amt of water in the basin, US. AND. time for the drawing. OMG. the sir [wei chee] actually said that the hse was drawn realli well! i relli didn't noe dat i was drawing inclined in dat area n in the end we WON! again.
third game: captain's ball. its was like super fun lorhs coz sir wei chee joined our grp n he was pretty or maybe VERY tall ((: so got advantage lorhs... the first match still ok. till the second match. my grp was matched up wif another grp which has my hse cap cpl li wen in it. it was pretty competitive but our team still won [i tink. no offence] HOWEVER, some funny things that happened...
1. a ma'am [tink its ma'am hua xin knocked onto me and it hurts lorhs... somemore stomach... didn't noe the game dat rough 1]
2. Sir wei chee steped and knocked on another gal while trying to get the ball
3. while i was trying to score the goal dis is wad my hse cap said
cpl lw: i am tall [or smt like dat :] ( the hidden meaning is dat u can;t throw pass me larh (no offence)
me: i noe but den... [ i threw the ball and the person caught it, SO.. I SCORED THE GOAL!!] coz i gotta admit, my netball or captain ball skills are considered not bad larh [not dat i zi4 kua1] but i still rmb dat i managed to escape frm ms lee blocking me n catch the ball ((;

aft dat. finish training lerh. so its pretty fun rite? dun ya tink? oh yeah, we were given 2 kit-kat each to SELL for some charity but its $2 each. OMG. so ex.. dunno whu will buy lorhs. den some ppl were like begging the sirs and ma'ams to buy lorh.. den we tot bout comp training [supposed to be on Mon but jac n rongying got geylang river so cannot den we plan to tell cpl lw dat can change to tues?] den we went towards her. rongying was like cpl lw u want to buy? den guess wad? SHE ACTUALLY RAN AWAY FRM US!! so i was like a little ok VERY shocked n we scolded {ok, not realli} for doing dat sia... WRONG MOVE!
den aft collecting our bags n TPC we called cpl lw. den we told her wad we were going to do n she misunderstood it.
Jac was like cpl lw, we were not asking u to buy larhs… u misunderstood lerh…
Cpl lw: sry larh
Jac: its ok. But dun run away frm us lerh arh. We wanna ask u bout comp training larh. Meet u in canteen arh.[ den i started laughing like.. how can she say dat! so evil ;]
Aft discussing, we decided dat comp train wud be on tues n mon n tues morning wud be study grp!! YIPEE! I really love comp trains!! Wah, how I wish dat I can pon malay n go comp train… but cpl lw say cannot. Haiz… malay got test soon n I learnt my lesson: never, ever, ever, ever, ever (*100) take out any malay stuff frm ur bag unless u wanna genna the lines. Yup. Dat’s bout it. So bb
p.s. juexin owes ish bout 48 pgs of lines!! Wonder how;s she’s gonna finish them…

oh yeah, yesterday was chiong-ing the science poster till like 1a.m [actually already today] so like 2day damn no jing1 shen2 lorhs... b4 i forget, today's two person [whom i noe] birthday ((: kaisiang's and weilin's [well actually 3] kaisiang has a twin brother though i haven't seen him b4.. dis the first time i am posting in class [well dis is onli the 4th post] as me super sians... still got 1 more hr b4 my CCA: SJAB

hope today wouldn't be so tiring? i will post bout my cca 2day 2mr ba... let's tok bout the sciece poster. last nite, i still tot that it was a little small and i put a super big font like 70? and printed it out. in the end, me needed two pages of a A3? size paper to fit it in... n 2dae guess wad the science teacher said?

ST: wah, how u gonna paste it up?
me: nid meh? i tot just pass up to u?
ST: wah, so big
me: the paper stated A4 or bigger marhs...
ST: which side u gonna paste it?
me: ah ya, dunno. any side larhs
ST: where's ur rubrics?
me: um, here? how to inlcude?
ST: just staple larhs [seem very pissed off]

OMG OMG OMG OMG... WHY MUST THEY DO THIS TO ME!!!!!! u noe wad? i actually am the 2nd gal in our class for the 2.4 km run?!? why why why???? OMG. yulian's wish actually came true lorhs... but the worst part is... MILK DIDN'T GET SELECTED N I WAS SUPER PISSED~!!! u noe why? she was the 5th position n onli 1st 4 positions got selected.. haiz...

the fOUR lucky ones were:
1. Ann [1st]ack on track
2. Me
3. Sabbie Tay
4. Wen Xi

since now already being selected must work EXTREMELY hard. must pass, must WIN! wei4 JENO zheng1 guang1!! [lolx]

OMG.. can't believe it sia... OUR PC RAP SCORED US 26 MARKS!!!!!! [whoots] i was like over the moon sia n i realli realli realli (x100) didn;t expect it even zuo4 meng4 ye2 xiang3 bu2 dao4. so was like dam surprised lorhs. yup. let;s continue. 1st period was maths, n i tell u, i realli pei4 fu2 mildred. SHE DARE SLEEP IN MS POH CLASS SIA!! ok lah... gotta admit, i got fall asleep in class b4 larhs but not during maths! ACC obviously n perhaps CME? yah lah n ms poh was like "MILDRED LOH WAD DID WEN XI SAY?!?" so damn scary larh. aft dat was PC n the rappy thing. oh yeah, the teacher invented a very lame thing-- a point system. was like so "de" lorh. me n another 1I gal got picked out to ans one ques. "is peanut butter more healthy or unsalted butter?" so i was like.... um... unsalted butter? so i was like, ah ya, unsalted butter! den i go run there, den the 1I gal oso. but in the end both got wrong n i was like REALLY? didn;t noe dat u noe.
aft recess was music n i heard dat there;s a test n i was like so SCARED. music notes are never my type n i call a note a "d" how interesting rite? so i was like OMG. will surely fail. den i went through wif mildred like dis "first is a circle, den its a uncoloured "d", den a coloured 'd", den a coloured "d" wif a tail n last coloured "d" wif 2 tails!"coz i dunno the name marhs. but in the end. no test. Great!
den science. den malay. something magical must have happened. u noe dat our class was the one having the most no. of ppl bringing becoming ZERO. TOTALLY ZERO. so i was like damn surprised larh. though dun like his idea of copying the malay sentence for 3 pgs but gotta admit. IT DOES WORK. den chinese. our fav teacher nvr come n our class got SUPER noisy n we "studied".
MSP: coz i didn;t come for MSP last wk [due to me vommiting] i gave him the letter n he said:"are u ok? food poisoining is it?" den i was like a little touched? ok. wrong word but nvm. den he went through the test the rest of the class set for. n milk did not bring. so no choice. must ask frm yulian. so he kept on turning around. den suddenly: YULIAN! WAD R U DOING! ish shouted. he was asked to stand. hope he;s like not angry wif me coz it was partly my fault larhs...

so dat;s bout my day.
p.s. milk, yulian n jue xin bout kenna the 3pg killer thing.
p.p.s. i'm so zuo2 zuo1 wei2 nan2 coz dunno whether to join yulian for the marathon. i noe i can coz my 2.4km onli like 13min + but, haiz... hope milk can join wif me larhs. ;))
so. bb

Hey, 2nd time creatin g a blog sia... tot dat sec sch life is much more interesting n fun? but surely more pressurising n STRESSFUL! [dat's the big wrd:]so made more new friends but still keeping the old ones [dun wry, i'll nvr forget 6.1 '07 :]